Dark and twisted toys

Things have definitely changed! I can’t remember playing with toys like this when I was a kid. Besides that, I don’t think there are parents today who would buy this kind of toys to their kids. Maybe it is made just for laughs, but there are some photos that show happy kid with a big smile on his face ridding in some sort of monsterobile! Maybe he is to young to realize what is his ride supposed to be, but I’m pretty sure that his parents should know better.

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  • Alli

    You totally swiped this from Dark Roasted Blend. And you couldn’t even keep pictures of the same toy all together; pathetic.

  • Bunbo

    Most of these are art installations, adult toys or jokes, the rest are design fails…

  • Korbl

    Yeah, not all toys are for kids, adults (or some) like them too, typically what one might refer to as nerds, I know I still love toys, but being (slightly) more mature minded, and a good bit darker than I was as a kid, some of these are right up my alley. I definitely want the cyber-teddy. As Bunbo said, several are merely design fails (or adults putting their more… procreationally oriented minds towards shape recognition… yeah, sure, a couple look vaguely like genitalia, but that’s because the adult mind wants to see it.)

  • http://ndrw.me Andrew

    Some of these indeed are pretty odd, but I was totally shocked to see one that I actually own. The potato gun. I don’t know how I got it and I’ve never used it but I found it brand new in my basement a few years ago. The packaging made it look pretty ancient so I thought it might’ve been from the 70s or 80s.

  • kitty

    I’ve seen that bunny in the last pic at several conventions I’ve went to, may be I’ll buy one.

    • ashton

      it’s the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail

      • me

        i bought that for my brother a few years ago! i think i bought it at spencer’s at the mall…

  • Mary

    I love them all.

  • Mea

    I thought the giraffe/zebra/leopard/elephant was adorable.

  • Scott

    The mechanicalized rabbit is a custom labbit by famous artist Doktor A.
    Labbits are a vinyl toy form developed by Kidrobot.
    actually a few of these are works of art and not really toys at all.

  • Abi

    wow, some of those are funny. I collect those Porky Poopers toys, started as a Christmas and Easter tradition when I was a kid, they are still fun.
    The stuffed creatures shown in petri dishes are Microbes, blown up and stuffed versions of what the actual virus looks like, but with eyes! they are an awesome gift for med students and work great in a children’s physician office. It is also way fun to throw the herpes toy at someone, and shout “I just gave you herpes!” never fails to make everyone burst out laughing

  • SumKindaFreaky

    That cat-toy is just plain mean! I hope that’s not for real!

  • Danielle

    I dont get how some of those are even cruel..like the half giraffe half elephant…

  • confused

    whats the problem with bunny mechanical thing? I think its pretty cool personally…

  • http://mototagz.com Very Funny

    WTF, some of them scare children.

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  • http://townsdelight.com/main.html CaviteCatering

    Those aren’t for children. Some of them are for adult collection or displays I personally like some of these toys for my displays, but most of them are just really weird even I were grossed.

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